last night i was looking at this magazine your dad brought home from an OB/GYN office and it got my brain all worked up (birth photos are seriously scary). and well, can i ask something huge of you? can you be just as impatient as both myself and your father and 1) COME EARLY + 2) COME FAST. please. i beg.
what i'm saying is, when the big day comes, say, mid july rather than late?, don't hesitate, make your debut promptly (please, no long drawn out affair). sounds great right? you're in? cool. good. see you in a few months!