yeah so, just wanted to let the world know, that as the boss of two direct reports (read: mommy full time & daddy part time) it is important that i constantly exhibit to said reports my consistent personal growth & achievements. and to that point i present to you my rather impressive ability to grab for & hold on to my toes. amazing, right? yeah, such keeps me in charge, kids.
p.s. i'd like to thank my oma in germany for getting me this mad appropriate t-shirt in ireland.